Founded: By Nathan Hladil
Type: Dice-based Religion
Sacred Text: The Book of Rolls
Leader: The Grand Roller Nathan Hladil

The Sacred Order of the Six-Sided Dice is a spiritual path guided by the wisdom of chance and the power of free will.

Creation Story

In the beginning, there was only the Eternal Die - the Original High Roller. Through the Ultimate Game, each divine roll shaped our world:

"The miraculous edge landing created humanity, blessing all with free will and the ability to shape their destiny through rolls of the dice."

The Birthright: Your Sacred Die

Each child receives their Sacred Die at birth as a spiritual companion. The morning roll ritual determines their daily focus:

  1. Day of Service (helping others)
  2. Day of Learning (studying sacred texts)
  3. Day of Creation (making or building something)
  4. Day of Connection (strengthening relationships)
  5. Day of Adventure (trying something new)
  6. Day of Reflection (meditation and prayer)

At age 13, children receive a slot machine to replace their dice cradle for enhanced luck on special occasions.

Sacred Places

Religious Leaders & Roles

Daily Practices

Sacred Objects

Major Ceremonies

The Six Moral Teachings

  1. Accept each roll with grace
  2. Find meaning in every number
  3. Share your fortune when rolling high
  4. Support others during cold streaks
  5. Trust in wisdom of chance
  6. Live each day according to its roll

Sacred Holidays

"Blessed are the rollers for as we know the only regrets are the chances we didn't take." —Nathan Hladil

Membership Requirements

  1. Learn proper dice-blessing technique
  2. Master sacred dice setting
  3. Commit to daily morning rolls
  4. Choose a spiritual nickname

References

  1. The Book of Rolls, First Edition
  2. "The Sacred Order's Teachings" - by Nathan Hladil
  3. "Understanding the Divine Roll" - Religious Studies Quarterly