Contents
Type: Dice-based Religion
Sacred Text: The Book of Rolls
Leader: The Grand Roller Nathan Hladil
The Sacred Order of the Six-Sided Dice is a spiritual path guided by the wisdom of chance and the power of free will.
Creation Story
In the beginning, there was only the Eternal Die - the Original High Roller. Through the Ultimate Game, each divine roll shaped our world:
- First Roll (One): The land emerged from nothingness
- Second Roll (Five): The waters flowed into our world
- Third Roll (Three): The winds began to blow
- Fourth Roll (Six): The sun, moon, and stars scattered across heavens
- Fifth Roll (Two): Plants and trees sprouted from earth
- Sixth Roll (Four): Animals emerged in land, sea, and air
The Birthright: Your Sacred Die
Each child receives their Sacred Die at birth as a spiritual companion. The morning roll ritual determines their daily focus:
- Day of Service (helping others)
- Day of Learning (studying sacred texts)
- Day of Creation (making or building something)
- Day of Connection (strengthening relationships)
- Day of Adventure (trying something new)
- Day of Reflection (meditation and prayer)
At age 13, children receive a slot machine to replace their dice cradle for enhanced luck on special occasions.
Sacred Places
- The Holy Casino (Celebration venue)
- The Chapel of Chance (Prayer and weddings)
- Dice Shrines (Personal bedroom shrines)
- Rolling Rooms (Community spaces)
Religious Leaders & Roles
- The All-Knowing Dice: Creator of earth
- The Grand Roller: Supreme leader (Nathan Hladil)
- The Council of The 6 Elders
- The Dice Crafters
- The Roll Interpreters
Daily Practices
- Morning Roll Ritual
- Midday Meditation (at slot machine, age 13+)
- Daily roll interpretation
Sacred Objects
- The Birth Die (lifelong companion)
- Casino Chips (for offerings)
- Lucky Collection (including keychains)
- Lucky Number Tattoos (encouraged)
Major Ceremonies
- Coming of Age (First casino visit at 18)
- Marriage (The linking of two dice)
- Moon Roll (Community game selection)
- Graduation (Role advancement at 16)
The Six Moral Teachings
- Accept each roll with grace
- Find meaning in every number
- Share your fortune when rolling high
- Support others during cold streaks
- Trust in wisdom of chance
- Live each day according to its roll
Sacred Holidays
- 13th Birthday (Slot Machine Ceremony)
- Marriage Rolls
- December 31st (New Year's Roll)
- Monthly Moon Roll
Membership Requirements
- Learn proper dice-blessing technique
- Master sacred dice setting
- Commit to daily morning rolls
- Choose a spiritual nickname
References
- The Book of Rolls, First Edition
- "The Sacred Order's Teachings" - by Nathan Hladil
- "Understanding the Divine Roll" - Religious Studies Quarterly
Featured Quote
"Blessed are the rollers for as we know the only regrets are the chances we didn't take." —Nathan Hladil